This is Yu Darvish, but you can call him Yu, or Darvish, or Baby Yu-y. He’ll respond to none of those. “His” male gender is purely speculative. Interests include wearing stylish ties, attacking phalanges, watching Mad Men, and going from cute and adorable to menacing and bity in the blink of an eye. His whimsical nature and strapping good looks have all the cougars circling the block for his affection with their butts in the air.
He’s also a giving creature so he will gladly share his fleas with you.